let me set the scene for you:
im sitting in my room, blitzed out of my skull (as usual), its around noon and im the only one home.
so i hear the doorbell ring. now im rather cozy at this point so i mutter a few expletives and get up with as much disdain as humanly possible to answer the door.
i swing the door open without checking the peep hole and standing there is a member of the Calgary Police, now in a sober state of mind i know my rights and have nothing to fear from the police, but im not in a sober state of mind
im now standing at the door staring at the cop, franticly thinking, till finally he says "hello, im constable Blanky McBlank (not going to post his real name obviously) im not interrupting anything am i?"
"of course not officer, what can i do for you?" i reply as calm as i can (which didnt sound very calm when i heard it coming out of my mouth)
the cop explained he was responding to a noise complaint (which we called about the night before) and was letting us know that he talked to the neighbors and if it happened again to give them a call
then as hes leaving he says "you seem kinda nervous and your eyes are all red, are you alright?" and being so used to this question, without thinking i say "oh im just high"......crap
so he looks at me and asks "did you just say your high?" "yes.......high on my love for Jesus Christ"
the cop just laughs and tell me to have a good day.
Moral: A. check who's at the door and B. i am very stupid person when im stoned