First blog, mildly hungover at almost 12:30am. Got obliterated on vodka tonics and some disgusting beer some hipster boy fed me at his downtown pad. I seriously don't get a lot of the pricier beers out there. I enjoy my lowbrow PBRs and whatnot.

 I prefer cocaine over weed. LSD over shrooms. PBR over Black Butte Porter.

 Just the way I be.