and the Lord said, 'let's get shitfaced.'

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

  • Dec26/07 15:10:49
  • Edited Dec26/07 21:24:17
[Nikke]

so I'm standing outside and I pull out my cigarettes and lighter and they happen to be the same color. and the same color as my shirt.

girl: do you coordinate your cigarettes with you wardrobe?

me:...

YES. I HAVE A DIFFERENT COLORED LIGHTER/PACK OF CIGS TO MATCH EVERY SHIRT I HAVE. YES.

girl: that's pretty cool

 

 

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF.

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karma Dec26/07 16:44:59
[karma]Most people are just really helplessly retarded, that's all :(
Nikke Dec27/07 12:27:02
[Nikke]Same girl accidently set the laundry room on fire the first week of school bc she didn't clean out the lint trap, and called my friend an 'overdose of cool' because of some shirt he was wearing or something. Yet we're the idiots because we smoke.