Holy Shit. I can barely see straight, and the iphone screen is too small.

Today i got a package in the mail. I was expectiong it, but not what was inside it. My cousin is in prison, and i went to visit him, and we got on the subject of christ mas presents.. (yeah i know too fuckin late...) and he brings up he hadnt got me anything. So he tells me hes gonna have his buddy send me something. So today i get home from work and i sit down on my couch, turn on the PS2, and light a cigarette. About halfway through my cig, theres a knock on the door. So i tell him to hold on, put out my cig, and get up to answer the door, fearing the worst, and its the GODDAMNED UPS guy -..-' 

Im standin there in psycho dragon mode and its just the ups guy. so he hands me his little PDA, i sign for a package, he hands it over, ic lose the door, and look at the adress, and dont recognize it. so I proceed to rip it open and inside is a Qp and a whole sheet of acid!!!! So now im just waiting for my buddies to show up, and its off to the moon with me!

Till next time. whenever in hell that is.

Samael.